What better way to keep people in line than to use ninjas?
Seriously, the ninjas keep us in line.
That button you see here --> yeah, that's a photo of the real button on Jeffrey Bridges' desk.
Basically, when pressed, it summons an elite fighting force of ninjas whose job is to Asassinate Spoilers.
They've been trained by Panda. You don't mess with Pandas. They have thousands of razor sharp teeth, and know Kung Fu.
Don't make him press the button.
I've said too much. I've got to get going befo-